To my surprise, I recently received in the mail a Montgomery Ward catalog with an eye-searing hot-pink cover stating in all caps: YOU ARE PRE-APPROVED. Intrigued, I opened it, and immediately a card fell out in the shape of a $100,000.00 check with the message, also in all caps: FINALLY, BURIAL INSURANCE YOU CAN AFFORD! Courtesy of Globe Life Insurance of New York. Immediately following that was another card advertising one of those uncanny-valley baby dolls by Ashton Drake, with the selling points of “
Montgomery Ward Thinks I’m Old
So much fun to read, Kristen!!