I used to float in a rarefied cloud of diamond-painting self-righteousness, assured in my perceived superiority that I had iron-fisted self-control and would never be one of those crafters who let themselves loose to the point that they had a massive stash they had to resort to hiding from their spouse or renting a storage space for.
Kale is really good for you, Kristen, and your post here is really, really great and fun to read!